Greetings faithful SodaPorn user. You may be wondering many things about SodaPorn. Therefore, to aid in your teachings we have constructed an easy to follow instruction packet. Below you will find the answers to your many questions.

_ The SodaPorn.com Team

1. What is SodaPorn?
   
   SodaPorn is a cool little site that posts the most recent porn for your viewing pleasures. Everyday we work hard to update as many pages as possible and bring you nothing but the freshest porn.

   
   

2. Why is this site named SodaPorn?
   
   Well, to tell you the truth, we don't know why. We were siting around brainstorming one day and drinking our favorite soda pop when one of us blurted the name out. We made fun of it for about a day and found that we couldn't forget the name easily. Therefore, because of SodaPorn's sticky ability to remain fresh in our minds, we decided it would probably stick well in your mind:)

   
   

3. Damnit, when are you going to update my favorite category?
   
   Damnit, as soon as we get to it. We are a bunch of hip dudes and dudets, and although we would love to be on this site 24/7, we do have to sleep sometime.

   
   

4. My favorite site isn't on SodaPorn, what iz up with dat?
   
   Kindly contact us and we will be sure to at least get back to you on it. Keep in mind we don't allow any annoying pop-up sites, or sites that contain adware, spyware, or anything of the like on SodaPorn. We do our best to protect your computers from stupidheads.

   
   

5. I want to date one of the models. Can you hook a brotha up?
   
   Hell no.